P I L F !

What is PILF? We've all heard of the term MILF - Mothers I'd Like to Fuck, and GILF - Grandma's I'd Like to Fuck, well now we have PILF - Politicians I'd Like to Fuck!

How does this website work? Well, on here you will find all of the UKs politicians along with their fuckability rating. Search for your favourite politician and leave a rating for their physique, their appearance, and their intelligence, maybe leave a funny fuckability comment if you have one - no politics and no racism please - apart from that there are no restrictions upon what you can write.

There's no need to register or leave any personal details, but any unnessary abuse though will see you blocked from commenting for a week.

Obviously this is all just a bit of fun, with absolutely no harm intended, so if parody triggers you, or if you do not have a sense of humour then this website isn't for you.

This site will evolve over the next 12 months to make it faster and sleeker. If we've missed anybody off then please email their name to admin@pilf.uk. Have FUN!

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PILF Search Results!

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Damian Collins - 1.0
Damian Hinds - 1.0
Damien Moore - 1.0
Dan Carden - 1.0
Dan Jarvis - 1.0
Dan Norris - 1.0
Daniel Kawczynski - 1.0
Daniel Zeichner - 1.0
Danny Kruger - 1.0
Darren Henry - 1.0
Dave Doogan - 1.0
David Amess - 1.0
David Cameron - 1.0
David Davis - 1.0
David Hanson - 1.0
David Johnston - 1.0
David Lammy - 1.0
David Linden - 1.0
David Mundell - 1.0
David Rutley - 1.0
David Simmonds - 1.0
Dean Russell - 1.0
Derek Thomas - 1.0
Derek Twigg - 1.0
Desmond Swayne - 1.0
Dominic Raab - 1.0
Don Foster - 1.0
Don Touhig - 1.0
Doug Henderson - 1.0
Doug Naysmith - 1.0
Douglas Alexander - 1.0
Douglas Chapman - 1.0

Daisy Cooper - 1.0
Danielle Rowley - 1.0
Dawn Butler - 1.0
Dawn Primarolo - 1.0
Debbie Abrahams - 1.0
Dehenna Davison - 1.0
Diane Abbott - 0.6